My mother-in-law sent this to me via email. I had to laugh out loud. Enjoy!
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However if she is menstruating or menopausal she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are planned at this time.
Here's some pictures from my graduation party with all the wonderful girls I go to school with and my two favorite teachers, Janet Anderson and Tammy Vitale! Sarah brought her cute little boy, Miles, and we ate lots of yummy food. I think my favorite food was the creme bru lay (that is spelled phoenitically). It was so creamy on my tongue and basically made my salivary glands secrete more saliva than they already do! I love all these girls and my instructors! They have made the last two years of my education bearable and a great adventure! 
