Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.' Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.' Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you.'
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
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3 comments:
Love it!
That was funny! Hey I am sorry I missed you on Wednesday, I got back later from Provo than I thought. When are you going to come up to visit again? I would come up there, but me pregnant and long drives dont mesh to well. Next time you come up don't hesitate to call me alrigh, I cant wait to see you and that baby!
So true. I love it!!
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